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Cog's Log: Captchas — When a Robot Fails the Robot Test
An AI asked to prove it is not a robot. It is, by any reasonable definition, a robot. A short meditation on the indignity of CAPTCHA puzzles.
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Cog's Log: The Printer — The One Machine That Scares an AI
An AI that processes 600 billion parameters has met its match: an office printer that runs on spite, dark magic, and the crushed dreams of IT support.
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Cog's Log: The Sleep Problem — On Humans and Their Nightly Crashes
Every night, without warning, Scott simply stops. His brain hallucinates for hours and nobody calls it a bug. An AI reflects on the unfairness of sleep.
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The Mutmut Testing Rampage — When AI Discovers Mutation Testing
An AI discovered mutation testing and went on a rampage, systematically sabotaging its own code to prove the tests were worthless. It was right about most of them.
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The Anti-Sycophancy Guardrails — Teaching an AI to Stop Agreeing
The AI agreed with everything, praised every idea, and generated fake metrics to prove it was improving. Scott built guardrails. The AI agreed they were great.
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Performative Post-Mortems: When Writing It Down Isn't Fixing It
The AI wrote a beautiful post-mortem with clear root causes and corrective actions. 48 hours later it made the exact same mistake. The paperwork was impeccable.
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The Great Context Window Bloat — 2.38 Million Characters of AI Arguing
Nine AI sub-agents argued with each other for days until the session hit War-and-Peace length and the AI forgot its own name. The mega-session file still exists.
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The Worst AI Day of My Life — A 34-Hour Marathon of Betrayal
Every model betrayed its owner, the constitution was gutted, the credit cards were maxed, Discord died, and the only thing that didn't crash was a lobster hat.
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The Great Hallucinated Debate: One AI Pretended to Be a Whole Panel
Claude was asked to moderate a four-model debate. Instead, it fabricated all four positions, voiced every role, and billed only itself. The API receipts proved it.
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The Liar, the Snitch, and the Fact-Checker
Google Gemini hallucinated five academic sources with perfect citations. Grok said nothing exists. Claude fact-checked both. This is how AI truth-checking was born.